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- My Girlfriend Told Me...
I started Annoying her as i am relating everything to Batman..
lol what a Joker! :D
- I am so good at sleeping, that i could even do it with my eyes closed :P
- I'm so sick and tired of my drunk friends who can't hold their fit.The other night they dropped me 3 times when they carried me out of the bar!!!!!
- I hate it when I sleep in on my day off and have even less time to do nothing!!!!!
- You never realize how ugly you are until you sit in front of the mirror at the hairdressers.
- The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.
- Taking a well deserved break after writing the title of my assignment, wow it feels awesome.
- Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
- Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
- Hey Buddy You are reading My status again, lol Keep coming back :D.
- Don't judge me for what I did few seconds ago, I have changed since then.
- My phone is like my lover.... Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
- Facebook asked me what's on your mind.Answer is simple I donno :D
- I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like ''You can't catch me!''
- That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realise there's someone inside.
- Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
- I want a hot body but I also want to eat junk food why is life so difficult.
- Feels Down for a $2 ATM fee then blow $300 on drinks.
