Whatsapp Status

• Its true that i am not perfect in many things
  but even dis is true that
  many things r not perfect without me.

• I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business.

• I'm tired of chasing my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and meet them there later.

• "Success" all depends on the second letter

• When Nothing Goes Right.....!! Go Left :D

• I Might Be Crazy...But Crazy Is Way Better Than Stupid :P

• Strength Is Ones Life, Weakness Is Death...True words are spoken.

• Never Take Life so seriously....Coz you will never make it out alive...:).

• A Man Lost Almost Everything In A Fire
  Next Day He Placed A Signboard
  .......
  Shop Burnt!!! House Burnt!!! Goods Burnt!!! But Faith Not Burnt
  .......
  But Shop Starts Tomorrow.

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• Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

• Sweaty! Don’t Be Proud
  If Every Boy Wants u..!
  Always Remember,
  Cheap Items Have many buyers. haha
  
  

  • My Girlfriend Told Me...
    I started Annoying her as i am relating everything to Batman..
    lol what a Joker! :D 

  
  

  • I wasted ten seconds of my life...........
    Updating this status :D

  
  

  • I am so good at sleeping, that i could even do it with my eyes closed :P

  
  

  • I'm so sick and tired of my drunk friends who can't hold their fit.The other night they dropped me 3 times when they carried me out of the bar!!!!!

  
  

  • I hate it when I sleep in on my day off and have even less time to do nothing!!!!!

  
  

  • You never realize how ugly you are until you sit in front of the mirror at the hairdressers.

  
  

  • The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.

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  • Taking a well deserved break after writing the title of my assignment, wow it feels awesome.

  
  

  • Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.

  
  

  • Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

  
  

  • Hey Buddy You are reading My status again, lol Keep coming back :D.

  
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  • Don't judge me for what I did few seconds ago, I have changed since then.

  
  

  • My phone is like my lover.... Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

  
  

  • Facebook asked me what's on your mind.Answer is simple I donno :D

  
  

  • I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like ''You can't catch me!''

  
  

  • That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realise there's someone inside.

  
  

  • Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

  
  

  • I want a hot body but I also want to eat junk food why is life so difficult.

  
  

  • Feels Down for a $2 ATM fee then blow $300 on drinks.